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Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?
That moment when you realize how ugly you are

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And you just want to go like this

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random thoughts right now.

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If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

What is another word for a thesaurus?

If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?

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When you catch a person you don’t like looking at you

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What the fuck do you want?

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that lazy moment when you’re enjoying Tumblr then suddenly your mom asks you to help her with something.
Guys that can dance

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When I was little:

Now: 

Stealing food from black people

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Expectations: 

Reality: 

That awkward moment when you tell your family a hilarious story

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And they either:

1. Lecture you, and you’re just like

or

2. Don’t think it’s funny

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